Toffee Kills More People Than Smoking*
*Not really. But I am frustrated by toffee. I’m not frustrated by toffee as a concept; I’m frustrated by toffee as candy. It’s very difficult to eat; almost like a fight. If you win, you get to swallow the toffee; if you lose, you need a filling replaced. Now, I’m not talking about taffy. Taffy [...]