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The Masters of Spring

It’s not that I hate golf, I don’t.  Watching it on television is downright narcoleptic, but at least you’re not there, live, listening to the same douchebag scream:  “Get in the hole!” every time the tiny, dimpled ball is urged into even the most minute motion.  As if his throaty, meathead trumpeting has the slightest effect.  I […]

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Desperation!

It looks like we’ve finally turned the corner.  Spring has sprung and the men are sprouting antlers (as if they needed something to make them even less attractive to their quarry). Fellas, if you plan on going out on the town and Tom Cattin’ anytime soon, you’d do well to do so sporting my brand new […]

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