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To the Youths Who Knocked Over My Recycling Bin Last Night:

Hello Youths, (turn His chair around backwards so they [The Youths] know that He’s being casual) Let me first say that I sympathize with you.  We grown-ups have been jerks.  We’ve left you with a smoldering, burned-out husk of a planet, an economy that ensures that you’ll forever be tax slaves to our generation and television shows like America’s Got […]