Post Tags Archives: life insurance

My New Enterprise

• No comments Categories: Death Coach. Post Tags: Death Assurance, Death Coach, life coach, and life insurance.

I’ve recently announced my desire to be a Death Coach.  It’s like a Life Coach, but approaches the subject from a different perspective. As an introductory offer, for a limited time only, hire me as your Death Coach and I’ll include $100,000 worth of Death Assurance as well. Surely, someone has tried to sell you Life Insurance, but no phrase [...]

The Morning After

• No comments Categories: Cranky Young Man. Post Tags: 1987 Mercury Topaz, commercials, Doritos, Emergency!, high blood pressure, life insurance, NFL, Randolph Mantooth, Rawhide Boys' Ranch, and the Big Game.

Hello again, friends.  It’s been a couple days since my last post, but there’s a very good explanation; I’ve been busy eating like crap in preparation for the ”Big Game.”  (Like everyone else, I have to use the term “Big Game” in place of “Super Bowl” because ”Super Bowl” is copyrighted, but now that I’ve used it [...]