So, like most of you, in these troubling economic times, I’ve been looking for ways to augment my income, so I decided to take up kidnapping. Granted, it’s a high risk endeavor, but with it comes the promise of high reward. I found a guy in a suit and wrestled him into the trunk of my [...]
I recently experienced a situation that very nearly turned me into “The Cranky Guy Who’s Overprotective of His Lawn.” And as you know, from there, it’s a short, Calcium-deficient slouch into the old man who enjoys a Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet during Wheel of Fortune but can’t make it to Matlock because he’s just so tired. [...]
It’s not that I hate golf, I don’t. Watching it on television is downright narcoleptic, but at least you’re not there, live, listening to the same douchebag scream: “Get in the hole!” every time the tiny, dimpled ball is urged into even the most minute motion. As if his throaty, meathead trumpeting has the slightest effect. I [...]
I hope everyone is doing well today despite the state of our economy. If it makes you feel better just know that you’re not the only ones feeling the pinch. I’m sure you’ve heard about the financial ruin that has befallen companies like Bear/Stearns, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, A.I.G., Bank of America, Citigroup, IndyMac, Morgan Stanley, Lehman Brothers and [...]
If you’re a regular reader of this Blog, you know that I recently published a Blog called “Daytime Drivers.” Your collective response would imply that it resonated with more than a few of you. Clearly, dealing with daytime drivers is not relegated to me alone and today it became clear that, for me, it’s not an [...]
