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My New Enterprise

I’ve recently announced my desire to be a Death Coach.  It’s like a Life Coach, but approaches the subject from a different perspective. As an introductory offer, for a limited time only, hire me as your Death Coach and I’ll include $100,000 worth of Death Assurance as well. Surely, someone has tried to sell you Life Insurance, but no phrase […]

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I Would Like to Be a Life Coach

I know the best way to kill a dream is to share it with others.  Recently, I expressed a desire to become a State Fair pitch man and was publicly mocked; shamed from greatness.  It was like that episode of Happy Days where Richie wanted to be a dancer and all the guys at Arthur’s […]