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		<title>A Balanced Budget</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2012/05/01/a-balanced-budget/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 03:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balanced budget]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kathleen Falk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scott Walker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Barrett]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the next month, you’re going to hear a lot about Wisconsin’s budget. Specifically, you’re going to hear that the budget was balanced, and then you’re going to hear that it wasn’t. You may even hear it from the same person. Frankly, the deft manipulation of half-truths has been elevated to an art form in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Elephant In The Room</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2012/03/25/the-elephant-in-the-room/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 01:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Presumptuous Poignancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conservative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liberal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wisconsin politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve never made a secret of my political views; I tend to lean left. Honestly, I don’t think my beliefs are that radical but, compared to what serves as the other end of the spectrum these days, admitting to some Conservatives that you have handful of liberal views is like announcing that you once opened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cataloged</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/11/25/1553/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas catalogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cyber monday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Its catalog time again. And as thorough as market research is these days, each and every catalog is a specialized peek into the life I wish I had. It would seem that this year is my masculine year having received glossy membership to such testosterone-rich stalwarts as Woolrich, Russell’s for Men, and Duluth Trading Company. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Week&#8217;s Menu</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/11/04/this-weeks-menu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exotic food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m on something of an “exotic foods” kick these days, so I thought I would share this week’s menu with you on the off chance you wanted to join me on my culinary adventure. Friday Breakfast: Alligator egg omelet, shamed wheat muffin, and Bishop Desmond Juice Juice. Lunch: Stumped otter ribs in a crimson and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beast Mode, Yeast Mode, Dianne Wiest Mode</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/10/11/beast-mode-yeast-mode-dianne-wiest-mode/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/10/11/beast-mode-yeast-mode-dianne-wiest-mode/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beast mode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dianne Wiest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[milwaukee brewers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan braun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Louis Cardinals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yadier molina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I do not care for the Milwaukee Brewers’ “Beast Mode,” and the main reason is this: There are going to be days when you get thumped 12-3, and when you do, any displays of “Beast Mode” during the afore-mentioned thumping appear childish and trite. I don’t mean to urinate in anyone’s Cheerios; if “Beast Mode” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cub Scout Caramel Corn</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/10/01/cub-scout-caramel-corn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 04:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caramel corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cub scouts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the store today. Near our house, we have one of those large chain grocery stores. Without giving away the name, on another Earth, in another universe, it might have been called Choose N Hoard. I have a card and everything. Anyway, on the way in, two Cub Scouts eagerly asked me if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Following Conversation Just Happened&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/22/the-following-conversation-just-happened/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/22/the-following-conversation-just-happened/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daddy Dylan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;while I was holding our 9-week-old daughter. ME:  Look, Honey, she&#8217;s sucking my finger! MY WIFE:  How funny. Is it clean? (Pause) ME:  It is now.]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations From Governor Scott Walker</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/20/congratulations-from-governor-scott-walker/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/20/congratulations-from-governor-scott-walker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 00:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daddy Dylan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[governor walker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I recently received this in the mail from Governor Scott Walker and his wife, Tonette: It&#8217;s a card congratulating us on the birth of our daughter. This is the inside:  That was nice, we thought, but unfortunately Governor Walker asked us to return it when he found out that Nora&#8217;s birth was the result of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Three Secrets to Lazy, Sensational Journalism</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/19/the-three-secrets-to-lazy-sensational-journalism/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/19/the-three-secrets-to-lazy-sensational-journalism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mark twain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[morgan freeman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[question mark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[some people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[statistics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dylanbolin.com/blog/?p=1506</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This may come as a shock to younger generations, but there once was a time when we didn’t have 24-hour news channels. Things would happen, and then people called reporters would find out more about the things. Later, these reporters became “Journalists” around the same time that weathermen became “Meteorologists.” Anyway, these journalists would assemble [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello Dear</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/11/hello-dear/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/11/hello-dear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 04:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nigerian email scam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phishing scam]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dylanbolin.com/blog/?p=1498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know this kind of spam is annoying to some, but I find it to be high art. And if the &#8220;Nigerian Phishing Scam&#8221; is art, what follows is a Monet. It is verbatim, and my responses are in (bold). ____________________________________________________ Hello Friend, Its me catherine Jasper, (Of course. Hello, Catherine) i want to donate what [...]]]></description>
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