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		<title>Cataloged</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/11/25/1553/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas catalogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cyber monday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Its catalog time again. And as thorough as market research is these days, each and every catalog is a specialized peek into the life I wish I had. It would seem that this year is my masculine year having received glossy membership to such testosterone-rich stalwarts as Woolrich, Russell’s for Men, and Duluth Trading Company. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Week&#8217;s Menu</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/11/04/this-weeks-menu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[exotic food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m on something of an “exotic foods” kick these days, so I thought I would share this week’s menu with you on the off chance you wanted to join me on my culinary adventure. Friday Breakfast: Alligator egg omelet, shamed wheat muffin, and Bishop Desmond Juice Juice. Lunch: Stumped otter ribs in a crimson and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beast Mode, Yeast Mode, Dianne Wiest Mode</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/10/11/beast-mode-yeast-mode-dianne-wiest-mode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beast mode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dianne Wiest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[milwaukee brewers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan braun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Louis Cardinals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yadier molina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I do not care for the Milwaukee Brewers’ “Beast Mode,” and the main reason is this: There are going to be days when you get thumped 12-3, and when you do, any displays of “Beast Mode” during the afore-mentioned thumping appear childish and trite. I don’t mean to urinate in anyone’s Cheerios; if “Beast Mode” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cub Scout Caramel Corn</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/10/01/cub-scout-caramel-corn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 04:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caramel corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cub scouts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the store today. Near our house, we have one of those large chain grocery stores. Without giving away the name, on another Earth, in another universe, it might have been called Choose N Hoard. I have a card and everything. Anyway, on the way in, two Cub Scouts eagerly asked me if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Following Conversation Just Happened&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/22/the-following-conversation-just-happened/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/22/the-following-conversation-just-happened/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daddy Dylan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;while I was holding our 9-week-old daughter. ME:  Look, Honey, she&#8217;s sucking my finger! MY WIFE:  How funny. Is it clean? (Pause) ME:  It is now.]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations From Governor Scott Walker</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/08/20/congratulations-from-governor-scott-walker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 00:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daddy Dylan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[governor walker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I recently received this in the mail from Governor Scott Walker and his wife, Tonette: It&#8217;s a card congratulating us on the birth of our daughter. This is the inside:  That was nice, we thought, but unfortunately Governor Walker asked us to return it when he found out that Nora&#8217;s birth was the result of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Three Secrets to Lazy, Sensational Journalism</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/19/the-three-secrets-to-lazy-sensational-journalism/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/19/the-three-secrets-to-lazy-sensational-journalism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mark twain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[morgan freeman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[question mark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[some people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[statistics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This may come as a shock to younger generations, but there once was a time when we didn’t have 24-hour news channels. Things would happen, and then people called reporters would find out more about the things. Later, these reporters became “Journalists” around the same time that weathermen became “Meteorologists.” Anyway, these journalists would assemble [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello Dear</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/11/hello-dear/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/11/hello-dear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 04:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nigerian email scam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[phishing scam]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dylanbolin.com/blog/?p=1498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know this kind of spam is annoying to some, but I find it to be high art. And if the &#8220;Nigerian Phishing Scam&#8221; is art, what follows is a Monet. It is verbatim, and my responses are in (bold). ____________________________________________________ Hello Friend, Its me catherine Jasper, (Of course. Hello, Catherine) i want to donate what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Alive!</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/07/its-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/07/07/its-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daddy Dylan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man milk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newborn]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dylanbolin.com/blog/?p=1495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, my wife and the baby are both finally asleep. I should be sleeping, too. That’s what they tell you to do, sleep when the baby sleeps, but I have to read to her. I read to her in a whisper as not to wake her, but in hopes that the information will reach her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Magic Pool Noodle</title>
		<link>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/06/21/the-magic-pool-noodle/</link>
		<comments>http://dylanbolin.com/2011/06/21/the-magic-pool-noodle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cranky Young Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contractions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cramps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic pool noodle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pre-labor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As I write this, my wife is experiencing what’s called Pre-labor. This is the point where cramps, which sound benign and kind of cute, become contractions, which are anything but. Even the word “contraction” is loaded with gravitas. A “contract” is a binding document; once signed, there’s no turning back. And we all know what [...]]]></description>
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