The Following Conversation Just Happened…
…while I was holding our 9-week-old daughter. ME: Look, Honey, she’s sucking my finger! MY WIFE: How funny. Is it clean? (Pause) ME: It is now.
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Congratulations From Governor Scott Walker
My wife and I recently received this in the mail from Governor Scott Walker and his wife, Tonette: It’s a card congratulating us on the birth of our daughter. This is the inside: That was nice, we thought, but unfortunately Governor Walker asked us to return it when he found out that Nora’s birth was the result of [...]
It’s Alive!
So, my wife and the baby are both finally asleep. I should be sleeping, too. That’s what they tell you to do, sleep when the baby sleeps, but I have to read to her. I read to her in a whisper as not to wake her, but in hopes that the information will reach her [...]