The Following Conversation Just Happened…

…while I was holding our 9-week-old daughter.

ME:  Look, Honey, she’s sucking my finger!

MY WIFE:  How funny. Is it clean?

(Pause)

ME:  It is now.

There are 3 comments

  1. Build that little immune system.

  2. If you permit me an off-topic observation, I highly suggest that you amend your all caps tagline and make ‘american hero” read “American hero.” The word modifying “hero” is not a proper noun but is definitely a proper adjective relating to a specific continent. Although putting everything in lowercaps is a labor-saving measure that’s gaining popularity, lines must be drawn somewhere. If you question this, just go ask dear abby or miss manners.

  3. You mean Dear Abby or Miss Manners.