Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Little Something for the Ladies

An incomplete list of potential names for a male exotic dance troupe: Pasty Thunder Generation Pecs Crank Daddies Plumber Butt Junk Chuckers Male Pattern Boldness Filet Man Young Slinging Thongs The Loin Rangers Rick Ribmeat and Motion Lotion Glistening Visitor Man Candy Beef Whistle Mandatory Staff Meeting A Mouthful of Clooney Dude Ranch The Pool […]

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Gout

So, recently, I was diagnosed with gout. When the doctor said the word “gout,” immediately, I thought:  “Gout? What am I, a Charles Dickens character?” It started when I was walking through Bayshore Towne Centre on my way to meet the wife for a lovely (albeit prohibitively large-portioned dinner) at The Cheesecake Factory. I felt […]

Victoria Day

Good morning. And if you’re anything like me and your morning has been postponed to early afternoon, you, like me, probably had a pretty good Victoria Day. Obviously, we here in America like to co-opt the national celebrations of other countries. It’s our way of saying to our international colleagues that, if only for a […]