Yesterday, my wife and I and the rest of her family and in-laws drove to Fox Lake, Wisconsin to get family portraits taken. If you’re wondering where Fox Lake, Wisconsin is, I drove there, and I still don’t know. After trying to smile naturally for 30 minutes and at least managing a toothy grimace, the family went to a traditional Wisconsin supper club afterwards.
Across the parking lot was a bar called “The Drunken Clam,” and on it was this sign:
I’m sure you found the error on the poster and the attempt to repair it.
So many things went wrong before this sign was hung.
First, at the printer: “Really? They really want it to say that? Well, okay.”
Then at the bar: “Sure, it’s a mistake, but we can fix it.”
After attempting to alter it with a black Sharpie: “Perfect.”
I think what disturbs me is that the proprietors weren’t disturbed enough to get it re-printed.
If you’re looking to attend, Fox Lake, Wisconsin is actually in Mississippi.