In a previous post, I addressed the issue of the proposed ban of the “R-Word.” Since banning words is back on the table, I would like to nominate a phrase to put on the chopping block: “…a dog in this fight.”
If you’ve never heard the phrase before, it is almost always said with a southern drawl, and it essentially means: “Do you have an opinion?” as in: “Little Bobby, for dinner your sister wants to go giggin’ for crawdads, but your mother wants to get dressed up and go to the buffet in the strip mall. You got a dog in this fight?”
I hate this phrase the way that parents with special needs children hate the “R-Word.”
It is, of course, a reference to the despicable practice of dog fighting. I am the owner of a rescue pit bull that, we think, was bred to fight, didn’t take to it, and was therefore thrown away and treated horribly. Thankfully, she belonged to someone better than Michael Vick, and survived long enough to be rescued instead of, say, drowned, electrocuted or thrown to the ground until she was dead. Yes, Michael Vick did all of these things.
Now maybe you’re one of those people (perhaps a football fan) who think: “C’mon, Dylan, lighten up. Michael Vick served his time. Everybody deserves a second chance.”
No, not everybody does. Sadists don’t. Michael Vick’s was not a case of youthful indiscretion, temporary recklessness or a momentary lapse in judgment. It was premeditated and cruel. One of the female dogs that authorities found had had all of her teeth pulled out by pliers so she couldn’t bite her “handlers” or other dogs as she was strapped to the “rape stand.” Whoopsie!
“But Dylan, it’s just a cultural thing.”
Then your culture is stupid. But don’t worry, it’s not just your culture; most cultures have quite a bit of stupid in them. That’s because the people that practiced the culture did so a long time ago when people were actually stupider than they are today. Once upon a time, my culture burned outspoken women as witches, but you’ll never hear me defending it.
“But Dylan, they were just dogs.”
This might be what bothers me the most. This is the absolute pinnacle of human arrogance: The fact that anything not human is “less than.” If you are allowed to think that, then I am allowed to consider you “less than.” Inhumane is inhuman. Michael Vick and people like him are dragging down the spiritual evolution of our species.
“But Dylan, Michael Vick apologized.”
Yeah, because he got caught. One day he, like all of us, will return to the Universal Consciousness from which we sprung; the place to which he also painfully and fearfully sent several of God’s creatures for no other reason than his entertainment. His money, fame and smirking conceit will be useless, as will his apologies.
As long as there are Michael Vicks, there will be the need for the enlightened and good-hearted to clean up their messes. Please visit the website of the Brew City Bully Club, or a similar program in your area.