I’ve recently announced my desire to be a Death Coach. It’s like a Life Coach, but approaches the subject from a different perspective.
As an introductory offer, for a limited time only, hire me as your Death Coach and I’ll include $100,000 worth of Death Assurance as well.
Surely, someone has tried to sell you Life Insurance, but no phrase has ever been more of a misnomer. Insuring life? Immortality for 30 bucks a month? Preposterous! And yet we gladly pay it the premiums.
What I’m offering is Death Assurance. Every day, at a time of your choosing, I will call you to remind you that you are going to die. I assure you, it’s going to happen, and you can’t stop it.
Is there a better motivator than that? A cup of coffee and your pending mortality. Bring on the day!
Please note that I am NOT offering Death Insurance. That implies a much more active role on my part. I have no interest in following you around, insuring that you’re going to die. Besides, I think there are laws prohibiting that.
Dylan Bolin Death Coaching: “Let me help you walk up to Life and sucker-punch it.”
Now with Death Assurance!