The Dylan Bolin Gift Certificate

Personally, I don’t care for gift certificates.  Nothing screams:  “I was obliged to get you a gift so here’s a gift certificate!” like a gift certificate.  I like to play with my holiday toys right out of the wrapping paper.

That being said, for those of you who are looking for a last-minute gift for that special someone, I’ve got the perfect gift:  Me.  And the Dylan Bolin Gift Certificate couldn’t be simpler.  Here’s what you do:  Put your name and telephone number on a piece of paper.  On the other side, write “Dylan Bolin” and a dollar amount.  Have the recipient bring the Dylan Bolin Gift Certificate to me and, together, we’ll do something equal to the dollar amount on the paper.

Let’s say it was $10.  Perhaps we go and get ice cream.  $20?  Maybe we go and see a movie.  For $50 or more, maybe that movie has a, shall we say, “happy ending.”

Happy Holidays, everyone!

-Dylan

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